Sing this to the tune of “My favourite things” from the Sound of music. If you sing it out loud it is even funnier.
Senna and nose drops and needles for knitting,
Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,
Bundles of magazines tied up in string,
These are a few of my favorite things.
Cadillacs and cataracts ,and hearing aids and glasses,
Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,
Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,
These are a few of my favorite things.
When the pipes leak, When the bones creak,
When the knees go bad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don’t feel so bad.
Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions,
No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,
Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring,
These are a few of my favorite things.
Back pain, confused brains and no need for sinnin’,
Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin’,
And we won’t mention our short shrunken frames,
When we remember our favorite things.
When the joints ache, When the hips break,
When the eyes grow dim,
Then I remember the great life I’ve had,
And then I don’t feel so bad.
Archive for the “Cataract Eye Drops” Category
Dec
07
2009
What Do You Think Of These Poems?Posted by: in Cataract Eye Drops, tags: Poems, These, Think, What1. False words lapse from my tongue
Dec
07
2009
Do You Thirst,or Do You Drink From The Well?Posted by: in Cataract Eye Drops, tags: Drink, From, Thirstor, WellTruth flies like a vulture My 11 month old dog has cloudy eyes.. they were red one day and he wasnt able to open them.. so i took him to the vet and they gave me some drops.. then he could open them but they were a little cloudy.. so i took him to the vet and they gave him some injections… now his eyes are open just fine, but the pupil is very cloudy.. very similar to cataracts? Is there anything else it could be? Isnt he too young to have cataracts? All the vets here are morons (i live in China) im flying home in 2 months… can it wait? will be puppy go blind? What can I do to him him? What could it be?
Dec
06
2009
Does This Even Make Sence?Posted by: in Cataract Eye Drops, tags: Does, Even, Make, Sence, ThisA spam email- |













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